unfreezes:

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible.

hellabytes:

ugh. i hate all the new memes. i only like the original 151

the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

urumaxkai:

田村ゆかり LOVE ♡ LIVE *Fruits Fruits ♡ Cherry* & *Caramel Ribbon*」第1弾トレーラー(Caramel Ribbon ver.) 公開

kongaloose:

R̲͔̗͘Ȅ̮̭ͯ͊̏ͮ̒V̲̼̤ͮ̇ͮ̄́̐ ̮͈͖̝́ͧ͒͑U̡ͨ̏̚P͌̆ ̭͔͓̟̍̈́̔ͦ̃̉̍͘T̓̈͏̰̞͈͉̲̤̙H̫͉͙͙̠ͨ̀ͣ̆O̬͇͖̓̈ͬ̒̓͆S̘̟̟̦ͤE̯͔͆̅̒͊͐̚ ̰̪̫̥ͦ́̌͑̔ͥͦF̂Ř̲͕͇̮͔̠ͫ́͛̒Y̡͉̜̓͂͆̊͌͆̚ͅĚ͇͆R̵̯̱̞̝̐ͅS̳̠̪͉̞͐̈͋ ̬͍̣͕͌͗̏̽͊̓ͭ

kongaloose:

R̲͔̗͘Ȅ̮̭ͯ͊̏ͮ̒V̲̼̤ͮ̇ͮ̄́̐ ̮͈͖̝́ͧ͒͑U̡ͨ̏̚P͌̆ ̭͔͓̟̍̈́̔ͦ̃̉̍͘T̓̈͏̰̞͈͉̲̤̙H̫͉͙͙̠ͨ̀ͣ̆O̬͇͖̓̈ͬ̒̓͆S̘̟̟̦ͤE̯͔͆̅̒͊͐̚ ̰̪̫̥ͦ́̌͑̔ͥͦF̂Ř̲͕͇̮͔̠ͫ́͛̒Y̡͉̜̓͂͆̊͌͆̚ͅĚ͇͆R̵̯̱̞̝̐ͅS̳̠̪͉̞͐̈͋ ̬͍̣͕͌͗̏̽͊̓ͭ

pastabot:

why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow